Be warned.
A solar eclipse can make a pregnant woman miscarry. Sick leaves advised.
Drinking cold water after an oily meal will give you cancer. Drink Pepsi instead; all you have to worry about is the pesticides.
Today five rich Kenyan uncles you never had will give you six million dollars. Aren't you a lucky person.
Watching a movie in a seedy theatre can give you Aids. Wear really thick clothing.
Tomorrow there's going to be an earthquake and a tsunami. Sunbathing at the beach not advised.
You have been warned.
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- "You do not know, you cannot know, what it means to have eyes in a world in which everyone else is blind. I am not a queen, no, I am simply the one who was born to see this horror. You can feel it; I can both feel and see it." Jose Saramago, Blindness.
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