Dos or Don'ts

I do...
... agree to live with this sloth-filled human being for the rest of my days, cleaning up after him and cooking for him while all he does is go to work, watch tv, mess up the living room and snore through the night.

I do...
... promise to not flirt with the cute guy at work even though he's much nicer to me than my husband to be and buys me flowers or a chocolate everyday while I haven't even received my birthday gift from you-know-who yet.

I do...
... vow to have his babies and change their diapers and put up with their tantrums and lose sleep over them while my loving husband snores on and asks me to 'keep it down'.

I do...
... aim to abide by his views on the friends I keep, the places I go to, the things I buy and adhere to his principles on life and how it ought to be lived.

I do...
... do I?