It's fun to be a whiner. Don't believe me? Try it yourself: I hate my job. I hate my colleagues. I hate where I live. I hate the people I live with. See? Now you've started to sound just like me. Being a whiner gives you the liberty to express your dissatisfaction with the system yet not do anything about it. Think about it. You can spew negativism and profanity in the comfort of your cubicle or bathroom and not go out of your way going to all the trouble of looking for your dream job, using a stun gun on your colleagues or move house.
Dissatisfied with the current state of affairs of the nation? Don't vote, just sit on your ass and cuss the bastard making long drawn speeches on the mike. Upset with your phone service provider? Why change your gorblimey number? Just rant loud and clear to anyone in the vicinity about the disadvantages of fonadove.
All in all, I would advocate taking the most chicken hearted way out of all situations. No confrontations, no random acts of rebellion, no vicious stabs with sharp objects. Save up all that energy for ranting about the way your life's going.

2 people are racking their wee brains on this one:
if only ranting could pay eh. Crime does. no fair no fair!
pass me your mail id
Like the annoying old adage goes, you can't have your cake and eat it too. But you can if it came from Cakewalk. So there.
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