The Net Life

Being pretty on the internet is so easy. So is being intelligent and interesting. Popular, even. Anyone with more than 200 contacts on a social networking site can look popular, even if she's only accepted every invitation from every hankering male that came her way. Post a picture of your head in some flattering position and you're suddenly beautiful. If it doesn't work the natural way, a bit of Photoshopping would do.

Read a bit, pick up a bit of info and throw it at people whose daily read consists of their email forwards and you're a social genius. Life couldn't be better. It's so... comforting and welcoming to have a world like this at your fingertips after having suffered all through your life coming into constant physical contact with people who thought you were ugly, boring and a freak of nature. 

Which is why internet relationships thrive and people like me continue to blog. Two hits today! I'm famous! Woo hoo!

Whatever.