Wednesday, December 20, 2006

How To Date An Airhostess For Dummies

Apparently, to be considered a suitable date by an airhostess you need to answer to the following characteristics:

- You need to share the same zodiac sign
- You need to ensure your pappy and hers have had the same occupation in their past prior to their subsequent retirement
- You need to be a platinum card holder

Sworn and attested by a person who inhabits the same living quarters as one.

0 people are racking their wee brains on this one: